I’ve been waiting so long to find this.


    (Source: randallfthegrey, via hate)

  1. killadamsandler88888888888888999:

    like ten years ago i drew a comic strip entitled “if the president were a moth” in which the president is a human sized moth watching the olympics and when they light the torch it flies off in pursuit of it and then two cia guys stand up and shout “MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!!!” i was really ahead of my time

    (Source: yugichrist, via baker-street-pancakes)

  2. I’m happy…TOO happy?


    Have you ever had that feeling that something’s about to go wrong in your life? Everything’s been peachy keen for a little too long and it’s like you’re waiting for it all to take a turn for the worst because why, why is the universe suddenly allowing you to be happy and giddy when for quite some…

  3. narcissamafoy:

    He could hear the woman's fast breathing, her long hair tickled his face. He knew that she could feel the steady pounding of life against his ribs. 

    (via demundean)

    "Trust me, she’s more than capable. I’d rely on Martha if the world was ending. In fact, I did.”

    (Source: sambuckys, via theangelshavetheconfetti)

  4. unclefather:

    this is the scene of the crime

    (Source: memewhore, via borinq)




    20 Awesome Acts Of Celebrity Kindness

    I am actually crying wtf is wrong with me

    The last one is what got me

    (via to-pigfarts-and-beyond)

  5. dallasboi1992:

    The heroes Hollywood has been waiting for

    The Fellowship of the Anti-Bieber

    (via theprinceofthedamned)

  6. isitgiforjif:

    I can only imagine how many times it took to get this right.

    Breakfast Club, 1985

    (via thecontrastingreapers)

  7. fuckupyouslut:

    You deserve to date someone who’s proud to be seen with you. Who holds your hand in public and tells their friends about you. Not someone who hides you away and is ashamed. Remember that.

    (via thecontrastingreapers)

  8. despute:

    you see the problem is i want a job so i can make money but i also don’t want to miss out on anything i want to do or even move in general 

    (Source: spoof, via theprinceofthedamned)


    Stephen Colbert reports on the latest international skirmish. Click here to watch.

    (via theprinceofthedamned)

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